MILF: Man, I Love Fridays TGIF: Tongue Goes In First getting stiff and squirting are my specialty. it won't shoot a load by itself, after all. and the word of the day is sperm. let's spread the word. and yes, that is me. i am a boy. i am a flibbertigibbet. yahoo??? ask me. i like to do math. and science. at the same time. i enjoy the odd libation or twelve. warsteiner is my favorite beer. (at least here in the states.) two kitty cats share my home with me. :) i'm divorced after 8 years of marriage. been on my own now for 9 years. i had lasik in 2001, and now see sans glasses. so, astigmatism, go suck it. i am from wisconsin, the land of cows, cheese, and beer. not necessarily in that order. i know how to polka. and i'm good at it. care to roll out the barrel with me? the viennese waltz is my favorite ballroom dance. i speak fluent german. achso, meine leberkuechen, willst du mit mir etwas auf deutsch sprechen? and yes, i meant to make those mistakes. i'm not great at sports. even thumb wrestling. *blush* my thumbs are double jointed. i love all sorts of music. from jazz to classical. from metal to goth. from industrial to reggae. call me a musically versatile boy. my eyes are blue. though i have a little speck of brown in my left eye. i have little-to-no body hair except for my head. and a smidge you-know-where. i'm a fan of foreign films....and i enjoy learning about different cultures. i enjoy to fly airplanes as a hobby. for fun i love to garden. i love to sing in the shower, though no recording contracts have arisen from this "talent." "defeat of deduct went over defense before detail" and last, but not least. if you made it this far, giddy up. write a 'hello'.